The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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