She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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