I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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