You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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