i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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