my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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