the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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