Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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