Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just invented taco cereal.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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