Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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