What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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