dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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