Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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