I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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