You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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