white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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