You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
MIDGETS
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
