I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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