Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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