Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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