is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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