Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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