my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
3pm strippers are depressing
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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