She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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