girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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