The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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