i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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