is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Success! We fucked roommates!
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