just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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