Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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