I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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