I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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