"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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