listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
