Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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