I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Randomize
