Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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