when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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