i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
