yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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