They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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