i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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