11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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