I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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