I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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