Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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