My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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