Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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