found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize