I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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