she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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