I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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