the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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