Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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