so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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