I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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