make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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